![]() ![]() “You Deserve Better” is even worse, with Kelly spitting ridiculous pimp promises, telling his women she can make “shopping (her) career” IN AUTOTUNE. The hustle anthem “Right Back” at least tries to do something different but it just winds up forgettable, just like “All The Way,” Kellz’s drowsy duet with Kellz Rowland. Seriously, can YOU recite anything from this song but “and I’m sticking to it/aye/and I’m sticking to it?’ It’s the usual unimaginative tricks that “singers” like T-Pain and Future have resorted to a Grammy winning veteran should know better. ![]() Kelly should be ashamed for stooping so low to drop trash like “My Story,” four minutes of repetitive boredom that’s 99 percent hook with nothing else between. Of course, this is the same man who claims to be a “cookie monster” and “lick the middle like an Oreo” on “Cookies.” The songwriting is straight out of a fifth-grade lunchroom. “Marry the P***y” sounds like something written by a fatherless 10-year-old who just learned his first cuss word, not a nearly 50-year-old man. There’s no question that he’s an R&B legend who can effortlessly swing from gospel-tinged hits like “I Believe I Can Fly” to the oversexed anthems that dominated the charts in the 90s.Įven when some of Kelly’s more maligned hits like “I’m A Flirt” and “You Remind Me Of Something” teetered on the edge of immaturity, his songwriting prowess and outright charisma could win over critics.īut not here on Black Draws, where nearly everything is dumbed down to the point of absurdity. And that’s pretty much Arruh’s latest album in a slutty nutshell.īefore you start typing up those emails accusing me of Kelly slander, chill. It would be offensive if it wasn’t so ridiculously stupid. It’s like an avalanche of brainless zombie strippers from World War Z. Go look at the deluxe edition cover of R. You can tell a lot about an album by looking at its cover. Black Panties (to be released December 10, 2013) ![]()
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